Demotivators

There is a website called Despair.com. If you haven't been there before you need to go. It is hilarious. It is the opposite of Successories and every once in a while I go there for a good laugh. Here are a few of my favorites:
Government: If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.


Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.


Tradition: Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.


Achievement: You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.


Incompetence: When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.